ALESSANDRA RIZZOTTI

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Writer, Editor, Community Manager @GOOD. Has written for @hellogiggles "Women Working To Do Good", a series that was a partnership with The White House. @sixwordmemoirs have been published in three Harper Perennial books and articles have been published on @TakePart, Smith, Heeb, and Neave's online magazines. Video art has been featured at The Baltic Contemporary Art Museum and Miranda July and Harrell Fletcher's "Learning To Love You More" gallery. Researcher. Thinker. Idea Maker. Connector. Former child model and @FamilyGuyonFOX post girl. Follow me @hellorizzotti.

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    WRITING

    TakePart.com

    "Wildlife" Stories

    White House Publications for Column “Women Working To Do Good”

    WWTDG: Faith Cheltenham and BiNet USA

    WWTDG: Negin Singh and cARTel: Collaborative Arts LA

    WWTDG: Amber Krzys and bodyheart

    WWTDG: Nora Rahimian and Liberian Prison Youth

    WWTDG: Hannah Brencher and MoreLoveLetters.com

    WWTDG: Amanda Ebokosia and The Gem Project

    Hello Giggles Publications

    (All Publications Can Be Found Here)

    When I Fell Off A Cliff

    Finding Father

    Never Date A Man With A Panther Tattoo

    Respecting Single Mothers: Meryl Rizzotti, School Nurse/Great Mom

    14 Was A Rough Age

    Mom Sent Me These Emails

    Stop The Boy That Makes You Cry (Stories From My College Days)

    My Cousin Is Ruining My Life Through Mass Text Messages

    You Offend Me, Calorie Counter!

    "My Little Pony" Reinvents "The Great Gatsby"

    An Open Letter To Diane Keaton, On Her Birthday Week

    Excuse Me, Target?

    Beauty Back In The Day

    Advertising For The 21st Century Kid

    To Donate Or Swap?

    I Loathe Thee, Lawn Chair

    Interview with Satirical Rap Artist Leslie Hall

    Interview with Comedian Chris Fleming

    Interview with Comedian Brent Weinbach

    Interview with Alpha Mulugheta, Social Worker By Day, Drag Queen By Night

    Interview with Grace Woodroofe, Budding Blues Queen

    Interview with YA Author and Family Guy Writer/Producer Cherry Chevapravatdumrong

    Interview with Lauren Iungerich, Creator of MTV’s ‘Awkward.’

    Review: “Bring It On: The Musical”

    Book Review: ‘Are All Guys Assh***s?’

    Smith Magazine

    My six word stories (“coffee, my vice. so was he.” / “we bonded over our deviated septums.”/”24,900 Google hits to my name.”) have been published in three Harper Perennial books, “Six Word Memoirs on Love and Heartbreak”, “Six Word Memoirs On Jewish Life From Writers Famous and Obscure”, and ”It All Changed In An Instant: Six Word Memoirs From Writers Famous and Obscure.”

    All stories below were featured on the front page.

    I’m a Q-Lister

    "Preschool Exes"

    Six Word Memoirs:

    father travelled in a VW bus / hello. i’m awkward. what’s your name? / live in beverly hills. not rich / child model. got fat. what now? / lived with paramount chiefs in ghana / did gymnastics to gain mental flexibility / had conversations with god about bacon / fell off a cliff. now “famous” 

    i had three boyfriends in preschool / we work better as writing partners / i’m too smart to give in / want something more than video chat / miss the country more than him / we were football and band practice / wanting the unattainable should be easier / we made it in the photobooth / i met his family. bad decision / he kissed my neckbrace. in love / i liked art. he liked football / a hippyfest stole my lover away 

    never liked nice guys. still loveless.

    they call me ‘cupcake’ at work.

    I want to Skype you, Obama.

    divorcing the internet.  sign here__________, thanks.

    Neave Publications

    Drunk Halloween Night Told With Sexy Costumes

    Butterface Craigslist Rants

    Craigslist Missed Connections

    Director Ace Norton Talks Soundscapes 2

    Band Miniature Tigers Releases Terpendicular Music Video

    'Jean Michel Basquiat: The Radiant Child' Now On Netflix

    My War On Dirt

    Heeb Magazine Publications

    I have written short articles and profiled comedians Eric Andre, Iliza Shlesinger, and Dan Mintz in their publications.  Here is an online article…

    Interview with Founder of UCB, Matt Besser

    Missed Connections Blog

    In 2008, I fell off a cliff while hiking and while recovering, I was really bored so I responded to Missed Connections HERE.

    Captchas Verified 

    You know those squiggly letters that pop up when you try to upload a picture on Facebook or message/stalk someone you don’t know on Tumblr?  They are called CAPTCHAS and I try to interpret them because they drive me INSANE!  

    GoogleGoop

    I Google images when researching at work.  Oftentimes, the words I Google never match the images that pop up.  In GOOGLEGOOP, I attempt to define words using the first three Google images that pop up when I search for them.

    Standup

    I started doing standup in a neckbrace after falling 60 feet off a cliff while hiking.  This material is dirty, beware.